DISCLAIMER: WE ARE BOTH VERY TIRED AND RUNNING ON CAFFEINE, SO WE APOLOGISE IF ANY OF THIS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. NO TEA POTS WERE HARMED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS POST. HONEST
So apologies for delay in blog from us, we’ve been struggling with the internet (again). Bah, technology!
Where to start… On Sunday 19th (yep, deportation day), we got up at 3.30am to go to a village near Bethlehem called Artas. People had been staying in the area since Wednesday, when a demolition order had been served on a grove of apricot and date trees. The settlement looks down over the area and the settlers had originally wanted the trees to be demolished so they could put a sewage pipe into the area. This is illegal even under the laws of the occupation but it is ‘legal’ to steal land in order to build the apartheid wall on it. So… the route of the wall which was due to pass nearby was changed, meaning they can build the sewage pipe. We’ve been struggling to write about what happened, because whatever we write doesn’t quite describe it accurately. Just after we turned up, the soldiers began to remove people from the area, dragging them away from the trees and throwing them over a wall. The soldiers heavily outnumbered the rest of us and blocked anyone from getting back to the trees, so we basically had to stand by and watch as the digger came in and tore up the orchard. Once the area was clear, it only took around an hour for the digger to destroy the orchard. The worst thing about it for us was seeing how devastated the villagers were. Afterwards everyone sat around in tears as the soldiers looked on, smiling, joking, having a drink and applauding themselves.


after the destruction
By 11am we were back in Tel Aviv, sitting around feeling kinda numb. And then immigration called…
So after all the frantic tea drinking on Sunday, and the slightly less frantic beer drinking that followed A & R’s release, Monday became the day of rest. We finally made it to the beach and watched the military planes flying overhead. The highlight of the day was an amazing “fancy” meal we were invited to at Salon Mazal, the infoshop. We were told that there is a big “dress-up” culture here, and as we blagged some posh clothes we were assured that we wouldn’t be the only ones dressing smart. We even picked our hosts some flowers. From the bus station. Classy. It turns out that people weren’t so keen, as we spent the evening sat in suits and dresses (I was told I looked like Frank Sinatra but actually I looked more like a dodgy insurance salesman), we think
The meal was delicious, proper posh like. We even got leftover chocolate cake the next day. Ok this blog is not just about the food we ate…
On Wednesday we set off back to Tel Rumedia, to give the few folks holding the fort a break from the 6.30am school run. We spent most of Thursday laughing as we watched the soldiers wheeze their way up and down Shudada Street on a training run (the road is like 30metres long!). We didn’t have too many problems, however the soldiers spotted a Palestinian engaging in the highly suspicious behaviour of talking to internationals (us). They accused him of the heinous crime of handing out “information”, based on the fact that he said hello to people as they walked past. They then demanded to search his bag for leaflets. He had been searched two minutes earlier as he passed through the checkpoint (the soldiers are as alert as ever and highly aware of the dangers of invisible in-bag printing presses). After finding nothing, the soldiers gave him and us a stern warning that if we are to give anyone information, we must let the soldiers read it first. After their top-notch detective work, the soldiers didn’t seem to find it suspicious that settlers roam the streets carrying guns. Welcome back to Tel Rumeida.
It was only a brief stay and we set off to Beit Omar to go to two friday demos. The first was at Um Salamuna where we watched Palestinian, Israeli and International men play football along the route the wall will take. Euan sat out in solidarity with the women and definitely not cos he was too tired and couldn’t be arsed. After the match everyone travelled in convey to Artas to join the villagers in demonstrating against last Sunday’s destruction of their apricot orchard. It was really miserable returning to the area, following the same route. Where on Sunday we’d walked towards green, living trees we walked towards a trampled, muddy patch of brown.

As we walked along the track near the bottom of the valley people pointed out around a dozen snipers positioned above us on the hills. The villagers wanted to return to their land but the soldiers formed a line with their riot shields blocking the path. The Palestinians linked arms with Israelis and internationals and continued to walk towards the land. When we reached the soldiers we tried to pass but were pushed back. We continued to try to get past, we made some small progress and the soldiers broke their lines. Then the soldiers became more aggressive, shoving people to the ground, kicking them and in a couple of cases hitting them with their guns. They were being particularly aggressive towards an international called George. One soldier whacked him on the head with the butt of his gun and they hit out at him whenever he got in reach. We suggested George moved back as they seemed to be picking on him, but before he could move, soldiers grabbed him. I (Kez) dived onto him yelling the ever imaginative “hey!” while Euan and everyone else was held back by the soldiers. In the confusion of boots, floor and khaki I couldn’t see that no-one else could reach us and I soon got kicked off George, who they then dragged away. It’s all a bit of a blur but I was on the floor in the middle of a group of soldiers. One of them fell over and landed on me, it was all looking a bit shit when Euan performed a heroic dive/lunge (Euan – actually it was more like a fall, but you should see the video, it makes me look well ‘ard) through the soldiers and pulled me back towards the crowd. The throng (ok, we meant crowd, but realised we’d used ‘crowd’ twice in three words, so we were looking for a synonym, and that’s the first one Word came up with. We’ve decided we’ll no longer be part of demos, only throngs) tried to demand George’s release, but the soldiers ignored them. We left soon after when the villagers decided the demonstration was over. George was held for 24 hours, accused of assaulting soldiers (we think they just got confused about who was hitting who) and banned from the area for 2 weeks.

poor george
We spent most of Saturday in Beit Ommar feeling sore and sorry for ourselves. We planned to go to Jerusalem to support George in court, but just as we were leaving we got a call to say that he had been released. So it was back to Tel Rumeida…
We got a great welcome back from the soldiers, who invaded our roof as we were sitting out smoking that long-awaited nargila. Seven soldiers marched onto our roof, aiming their guns at us as they came up the stairs. Some took positions, one aimed his sights at a small child playing in next door’s garden, and the others strutted around conducting a thorough search of our compost bin. Really. They claimed they were looking for “something.” We had some jokes lined up about what they were looking for, but decided they were too bad even for us.
We were up at 6.30 again on Sunday, for the school run. We haven’t really got the hang of the whole early to bed, early to rise thing yet, but a cup of thick, sugary Arabic coffee always helps in these situations. It was quiet morning, we spent most of the time laughing at the soldiers in their summer headgear.
At 12.45, we noticed the soldiers hassling people at the checkpoint, the following is the press release we wrote- the “HRWs” are our fine selves:
“Two Palestinians Arrested in Tel Rumeida Today
May 27, 2007
At approximately 12.45pm today, IDF soldiers detained one Palestinian man and four women at the main checkpoint on Shuhada Street in Tel Rumeida, Hebron. Two Human Rights Workers (HRWs) approached the checkpoint to ask why the Palestinians were being detained, however the soldiers, who normally speak good English, claimed they could not speak English and refused to answer.
At approximately 1.30pm, after the Palestinians had been detained for 45 minutes, police officers arrived and questioned the man involved. When the commanding officer noticed that the HRWs were filming the detention, he became irate and attempted to confiscate the video tape. The HRWs refused to hand over the tape, as it is not illegal to film police officers. The HRWs were then told that the prisoners were being held on suspicion of carrying false ID cards.
At approximately 2pm, the police officers took the Palestinian man and one woman to the police station for questioning. The police officer later claimed that they were released within half an hour. However, HRWs in Hebron contacted the family at 6pm today, who informed them that the prisoners had not yet been released.”
In this situation, we were pretty useless. All we could do was film and pass water to the detainees.
The arresting officer wasn't too happy with being filmed. The recording of our conversation with him provided us with a good half hour of amusement later on so here for your enjoyment is a reconstruction….
Cop (imagine Tom Hanks on steroids) (breaks off mid shout at the Palestinian man, puts on sunglasses (Cop School Rule 1: sunglasses make you look authoritative) and stomps over to HRWs) : Sir are you filming me? Are you filming me Sir?
HRW 1: He…
Cop (interrupts) : Sir, I’m asking if you’re filming me sir.
HRW 1: We’re filming the back of that Palestinian man.
Cop: Sir, I’m conducting a criminal investigation into this man. This is about the security of the state of Israel, I am conducting a criminal investigation into this man and you’re filming me and that’s wrong. It’s unethical. I’m going to have to take the tape, can you give me the tape?
HRW 2: Thanks for telling us what you are doing, we tried to ask the soldiers what is happening and they ignored us.
Cop: I’m conducting a criminal investigation into this man, he could be a terrorist, this is my job, I am paid to do my job, give me the tape now sir.
HRW 1: Is it illegal to film you?
Cop (ignores HRW 1): Sir, can I have the tape?
HRW 1: Is it illegal to film?
Cop (ignores HRW 1 again): Sir, give me the tape
HRW 1: It’s not illegal for us to film you, so we don’t have to give you the tape
Cop: I am conducting a criminal investigation into this man. I don’t know what is happening here, he could be a terrorist, there could be something wrong here, I am trying to conduct an investigation and you are filming me, and that is wrong, it’s unethical. It’s just wrong.
HRW 1: But not illegal
Cop: I know you people, I know xxxx and xxxx (two internationals), I help you people. (Takes sunglasses off (Cop School Rule 2: Eye contact adds the human touch. Use sparingly) You know, we have this trust. It’s just a little bit (makes pinching hand gesture), but we have this trust. If we don’t have that little bit of trust, what do we have? Nothing. We have this trust and then I come here, I’m trying to conduct a criminal investigation and I see you filming me, and that hurts. You know, it gives me a bad feeling (at this point we swear he actually clutched his heart). It makes me feel like I’ve been stabbed in the back you know, it’s wrong, it’s just wrong. We had this trust. (Pause, puts the sunglasses back on) Sir, give me the tape.
HRW 1 & 2 try not to laugh…
It went on like this for a good 15 minutes, with the officer being a one-man “good cop/bad cop” until he realized he didn’t have a legal leg to stand on and backed down over confiscating the tape. In a last-ditch attempt to restore a shred of dignity, the cop insisted on watching the tape.
After a couple more days in Tel Rumeida, we’re on the move again and looking forward to our upcoming medic training in Jerusalem. We’ll try not to write such a monster entry next time.
Kez & Euan